Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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