do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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