She is in my trunk
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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