Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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