god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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