Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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