8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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