So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
