All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My vagina is officially offended.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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