I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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