I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
where does the pee come out of this thing
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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