He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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