Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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