I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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