We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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