some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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