The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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