Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So vagazzling was a success
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
