whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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