I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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