this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You don't make any sense
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