i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize