chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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