ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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