This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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