Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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