I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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