We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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