I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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