I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
smell my finger.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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