I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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