Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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