i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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