it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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