i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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