I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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