Buhtt sex?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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