these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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