that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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