Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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