so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
