Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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