Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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