its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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