ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I did not marry a roomba.
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