idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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