I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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