Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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