He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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