i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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