before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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