Yo dont text me then not text me
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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