Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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